Corn Harvest

Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.

My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.

I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.

by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020

Baby Corn

A flexible term that can be assigned to any dude, douche waffle or 'taint lick that likely sports below average size man junk.

Baby corn was blathering on again about how he was bagging some hotties last night.

by ChodeBucket May 14, 2018

corn master

A guy who's signature move is to finger the asshole before he sticks it in. Especially a corn master if the girl isn't even on her period.

Girl 1: "I can't even remember what happened last night, but it sure hurts to walk."

Girl 2: "Oh I saw you go to the bedroom with that corn master Liam"

Girl 1: "Aw man he definitely fucked my ass"

by cornmaster69 December 03, 2013

Corning on the cob

When the penis is too big to fit inbetween someone's asscheeks or pussy flaps, so they have to sit on top of it like they would a horse, and slide up and down.

Joel: What the fuck are you doing, Courtney?!
Courtney: I'm corning on the cob, Joel!

*both laugh*

by JakeSJ August 19, 2016

Corn Flip

A southern slang for a sporadic farmer. (typically one who grows a lot of corn)

John: there goes Dave being a Corn Flip.
Dave: Ahahgaghgh ima crazy hahaha.
John: No one likes you.

by Corn Flip January 16, 2022

Corn Douglas

The Canadian translation of "Corn Dog"

Aye friend, wanna grab a Corn Douglas after work?

by Bigjohnsanuderas November 11, 2016

Corn Snake

(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.

"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"

by idontknowmuch August 03, 2016