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trapped in a closet

the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.
"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?
by KTKate January 14, 2006
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cutting out of the closet

the act of confessing that one is emo
1: dude, john was cutting out of the closet to me in class

2: so, he's emo, then!
by 81halohunter February 19, 2011
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late night closet freak

A lady who decides to be prude on the streets but when late night come, oh watch yo' bad self.
Good thing your parents don't know she's a late night closet freak.
by Mlewis February 15, 2008
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The two guys in the closet

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
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crystal closet

A closet so thinly obscured that it's clearer than glass. It's crystal.
That dude Bob think's he's straight, but he's got a crystal closet.
by Queerxtian December 11, 2016
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curtains in the closet

An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?

Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010
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