greasy pork chop 

An adjective used to describe a haggard or uncleansly-looking person. Also used to describe a person's hair.

Cally O'Mally looked like a greasy pork chop in last week's episode of "Grey's Anatomy".

Eww, that chick looks like she brushed her hair with a greasy pork chop.

greasy pork chop by Anonym. December 26, 2008

American Chop Suey 

The act of shitting on someones face, then punching them in the nose/mouth, to the point where it becomes a mess of blood, shit, and teeth.

LaFawnduh wasn't expecting the American Chop Suey she had for dinner last night.

American Chop Suey by shfifty five May 31, 2007

dick chop 

A dick Chop is a real dick head. Ap erson who gets on your nerves and wont go away

Fuck ryan is a dick chop, i wish he would piss off.

dick chop by soonbo August 15, 2006

Baltimore Chop 

After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...

When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...

Baltimore Chop by JPnEB March 31, 2009

Y Tu_Freeman Hand-Chop 

A motioning gesture of the hand that results from the explanation of the degree of SEXUAL APPEAL one has towards a taboo.

How to proceed with gesture: with your hand and 5 fingers or as many as you possess, do a horizontal hand chop (that planes off) originating from the northwest sector to the southeast quadrant......finishing with a brief yet humorous....word...."DONE"....this has thus been dubbed the y tu_freeman hand-chop.

The Scene girl with bunny ears was so hot....{{INSERT Y TU_FREEMAN HAND-CHOP}}...."DONE!" It would only get better if she had the body modification laces up her back with a cheek ring.

Y Tu_Freeman Hand-Chop by CHIP the STUBBZ MCGEE March 20, 2009

Crotch Chop 

The simulation of cutting off ones genitals and throwing it at someone or something out of anger or revenge. Origin unknown and not exclusive to mid 90s professional wrestling. Currently reinvigorated and advocated by a growing number of young trouser-jacks.

"Constance tried that passive aggressive shit with me again this morning during the power point so I gave her the Crotch Chop when she wasn't looking."

Crotch Chop by BobYoung August 13, 2009

Mutton chop 

When you fall asleep on your side and some one takes a long stringy shit from your side burn to your chin.

John passed out at the party last night so I gave him a Mutton chop.

Mutton chop by Trannyplus1 March 5, 2011