cankles

someones ankles that are so fat that they are just as big as thier calves. Calves blending right in with the ankles.

see anyperson's obese ankles in person.

by suzy que February 28, 2005

Tyson Chandler

-noun

1. A largely over-rated basketball player who plays for the New York Knicks. 2011 Defensive Player of the Year, even though his defense is mostly mediocre. No offensive threat at all.

-verb

2. The act of missing a wide-open alley-oop dunk.

Fan 1: Did you see Javale McGee miss all of those wide-open dunks last night?
Fan 2: No, but I saw him totally Tyson Chandler one a few weeks ago. What a loser!

by Lakers Fan December 26, 2012

Crandles

The opposite of Cyphix. Therefore, crandles are terrible with the broads, and usually stay virgins well past their middle age crisis.

Only crandles waste their life playing Dungeons and Dragons in their parents basement.

by Booski January 29, 2006

Cankles

A fat girl with huge ankles in witches her thighs and ankles have no separation.

Did you see that girls Cankles ? God, she should not wear shoes with ankel sraps.

Man, her Cankles were so big she could not wear boots; the fat heffer!

by J. Bilewicz March 30, 2007

cristy candler

Cristy Candler was an ensemble member of the Broadway musical Wicked (one of the best musicals ever, but that's just my opinion.) She played Elphaba's mother. Now Cristy Candler plays Nessarose in Wicked.

Cristy Candler has risen through the depths of the ensemble to have an actual role!

by Ilana March 2, 2007

Cankleblossom

Term of endearment for your cankley wife.
Or, a tattoo of a flower on a cankle.

Are you well tonight, my cankleblossom?

by RCColanotCocaorPepsi April 10, 2009

cankleitis

NOUN: (cank-ul-EYE-tiss)

The affliction of enormous cankles.

"Don't go near her, she has cankleitis!"

by ZooBG May 14, 2010