wash board

making a person feel like their drowning

wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth

by nat_shedevil February 20, 2011

Boarish

Similar to being whorish but in a bromance. Thus, if one bro has some serious bromance going on with more than one other bro, he is behaving boarishly...

Etymology: boar, from the name for the wild pig.

bro+whore = boar, (because brore sounds too awkward).

Person 1: "Bob keeps name dropping Tyler in every conversation."

Person 2: "Yeah there's some serious bromance between those two.

P1: "I thought Bob and Rob had a bromance going on!"

P2: "Yeah Bob's just boarish like that."

by kastrok October 28, 2011

skid-boarding

Boarding on one's own skidmarks.

You take a bunch of fresh skidmarks from your shorts and smear them on the sidewalk. Then you take a board, get a running start, and hop on the board as you slide upon your skidmarks.

"Damn! Did you see my homie straight up just beat the skid-boarding world record for longest skid-board?"

by Eyepatch July 7, 2007

Pelican Board

Similar to a spring board but relies upon the kinetic energy of pelicans instead of springs.

"The installation of pelican boards in all our new swimming pools has brought much joy to the formely unemployable pelican population of our ficticious city" ~ The Mayor of a fictional city

by Chester K Rabbit Chaser September 12, 2003

panic boardies

A bunch of hormonal 12 year olds posting about a faggot band.
The Non-Panic! section is filled with hormonal 13 year olds and is better if you want a shitload of drama instead of "zomg is keltie rly frum canadia?"

n00b: i luv ryan ross!
panic boardies: GTFO TEENIE

by catfapper January 12, 2009

makeupalley cafe' board

Yet another lame definition written by someone with an axe to grind (see: beautybash)

The cafe is the message board for any/all topics. There are some great and helpful women there. And all are welcome, as long as they don't start trouble.

The Makeupalley cafe' board is a great way to kill time.

by nimble November 8, 2006

Beardson's Law

The shorter the hobbit, the redder the face.

Beardson's Law accurately identifies his beet red face.

by FARTPOOP22 August 29, 2022