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Boned

To have have intercourse with a woman
Shiiit... I boned La'Quita last week!
by guidokj November 14, 2003
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skate board to eye guy

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye
yo dude i pulled a skateboard to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states
by jaju baller June 26, 2008
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boned

1. In trouble
2. Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.
Why did they amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of cow pies earlier that day. Gave me gangrene.
by Beto el guapo March 28, 2008
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Long Boarder

A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard

Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.

Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.

The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.

Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?

Skater:2 Yeah

Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder

Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
by HircineXex August 22, 2010
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Zune Boards

A board where a bunch of losers define things on Urban Dictionary.

They also like to use Zunes and hate the iPod touch for good reasons.
Everyday shoutbox...

<Person1> Haha insert username isn't defined yet
<Person2> (zomg face)
<Person3> (>8|)
<Person4> Zune Boards ! I need help with mah zoon
by caekpieh March 6, 2010
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Jamaican Board Wax

A sexual act in which a man takes a runny shit on a woman's chest, rubs it all over her, jumps on her stomach, and rides her down a flight of stairs.
I gave this bitch a Jamaican Board Wax last night and she broke her nose. It was awesome.
by Dick Fishburg November 18, 2007
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bonedid

past tense of the verb to bone, or have sex with
yeah, I bonedid that chick last semester.

she and I bonedid all night long
by douglas esquire fresh October 8, 2003
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