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Blowjobbed

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When the typical 40 something year old virgin indian says a joke in the elevator and a few seconds of awkward silence come.
You've been blowjobbed by that indian cuck again?
Blowjobbed by spaima graselor February 22, 2019
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beatbox blowjob 

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The art of falacio that evens rythmatic beat of sucking and slurping that etertains the party receiving or audience witnessing this act of falacio.
That chick beatbox blowjobs' like one of the Fat Boys.
beatbox blowjob by The Punish3r March 2, 2010
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Bedouin blowjob

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A blow job with sand paper in her mouth and camel spit for lubricant
Chillin with my girl in the desert at night while she had her face down in my lap giving me the full bedouin blowjob while I stared up at the stars.
Bedouin blowjob by Toby88 April 26, 2016
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intense blowjob 

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wen u git succy succyed way 2 hard ur peepee falls off XD
man that was one intense blowjob. XD
intense blowjob by omg xd lol xdddd August 1, 2017
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Mexican blowjob 

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When the female sits on the toilet to pee. The male sits on her lap facing her. He pees between her legs. She farts consistently. The males penis feels the vibrations in the head of his penis. He gets harder as she farts more. Eventually he cums on her butthole (see krispy creme donut) due to the persistent vibrations coming from her farts.
Yo dude we decided to spider in the bathroom and she gave me a Mexican blowjob. Kinda loved it, also kinda hated it.
Mexican blowjob by Robbz11 October 10, 2020
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Devil's Blowjob 

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When you are peeing while simultaneously humming, lost in the bliss of sweet relief and you forget to put the damn thing back in before zipping up. Also it's very difficult to get back out once it's in.
Joe: Ahhhh, what a nice pee. OH SHIT FUCKING HELL FFFFFFFFFFFFF AAAAAA PUSSYVAGINAEATER ....

30 Seconds Later

Joe: Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit-Shit How the hell am I going to get this thing out. Fuck the Devil and his Devil's Blowjob.
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