biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005

BISCUIT BASKET

Product-- The final layer of clothing that seperates man from the all mighty vagina ( a.k.a. biscuit )

She dropped her pants and much to my suprise there were skidmarks in her biscuit basket.

by Mike a.k.a. the underground webster February 5, 2005

biscuit head

a rather dumbass, crackhead, or douchebag. Mother Fucka.

Man, that bitch ass is such a biscuit head!

by Austin Winfield March 16, 2009

shit-biscuits

1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.

1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)

by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006

soggy biscuit

this is the greatest game ever

what you all call losing, i call winning

by CamaroTed July 25, 2004

take the biscuit

To be the epitome of something, typically something unpleasant. To stand as the best (or more likely worst) example of a series of things.

Of all the slimy schemes Jim's pulled over the years, his attempt to pay a psychologist to testify in court that Marie, whom Jim had actually repeatedly raped the previous year, was merely paranoid, just has to take the biscuit.

by Fearman February 22, 2008

Biscuit Pants

This is when a female looks attractive in a tight pair of pants or shorts until she unzips or unbuttons them and her fat expands out of them like when you open up a can of biscuits and the dough just blows up and out of the can. The fat can appear pasty and white just like biscuit dough or it may appear in the form of another color.

Stinky pinky usually occurs after this discovery.

Dude, she looked ok until she unzipped her pants and her fat came spilling out of them. The bitch had biscuit pants!

by DanielM75 December 9, 2008