A euphemism for jacking off. Originated from that one time David Ellefson, the former bassist of Megadeth, jacked off on camera
by BrahRebleck November 13, 2023

by gdfyftyudfyuitd November 15, 2009

Me: Did you hear what happened to the restaurant owner?
Friend: you he got arrested I don’t know what for.
Me: It was probably the sea bass
Friend: you he got arrested I don’t know what for.
Me: It was probably the sea bass
by Scidaddle skidoodle January 17, 2019

When you get a girlfriend and she’s a bitch and keeps you on a leash and takes you away from the boys.
Friend1: Aye bruh let’s go hang out.
Friend2: Nah dawg she won’t let me.
Friend1: Ah you’re caught bass, what a bitch.
Friend2: Nah dawg she won’t let me.
Friend1: Ah you’re caught bass, what a bitch.
by CaptainMorgan January 21, 2020

The act of one who is skillfully playing with theirs or someone else's vagina or clitoral area in a fashion that allows themself or the recipient to feel pleasure and arousal. Ideally resulting in a gushy climax. Sploosh.
"Wow, that prime specimen of human can really play the absolute fuck out of my fur bass", "Holy fuck my fingers are sure a mess after jamming my fur bass for an hour. Might need to put them boney bitches on ice.", "I'd let them come jam on my fur bass anytime!"
by Jacey Bastardson November 21, 2023

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by 🍄-Dough$¥$-🍄 January 16, 2018
