Bass

The instrument played by the member of the band who is the second least attractive and can only crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.

Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."

by Reverend Pobjoy July 29, 2015

Bassing

Spraying your goo everywhere

Person 1: "Hey, hows it going man?"
Person 2 (sigma): amBASSING

by Zynkode February 21, 2025

bass

from the song "Sugar How You Get So Fly" by Dj Meetha: an inside joke between James and Diego.

yo what's up...bass?
nothing much, bass how about you?

by COOLMEMEZ4KIDZ September 18, 2020

Bass Nation

That girl with hella cake

Man that girl is bass nation with all that rump she's got

by Idoinfactsmokeinhalemarijuana June 11, 2016

Toasty Bass

When the tunage is so raw and loud that the speakers themselves start to overheat

"Shit man, the speakers are starting to spark and smoke!"
"I know man, the bass is soooo fucking toasty"
"Yeah man, fuckin' Toasty Bass"

by breadbaker420 December 28, 2013

Bass

4 stringed instrument that pussies play because guitar is too hard.

Girl: Does Daniel play guitar, that's sooo hot!
Girl2: No he plays bass
Girl: Fucking pussy

by De wey February 21, 2019

bass hoe

A rude, at times large mouthed project of a woman that is often the girlfriend of a swamp donkey.

That girl just keeps giving him a hard time, she's a nasty bass hoe.

by Snowhunter87 April 2, 2020