bang jobber 

a come back to your wife when she is flirting and arguing with you at the same time. she has won the argument that she is not a towel, hooking ass hooker or dork (suggestible come back to dork is "you're a whales penis!")

Oh, I'm a whale's penis? Well you are a fucking bang jobber you hooking ass hooker!

bang jobber by jaquanolicous February 24, 2014

bang points 

Brownie Points for grown ups. The more you have with a certain person, the more likely you are to get banged.

Dude he totally just earned a mass amount of bang points.

bang points by HM Smith September 11, 2014

Bang and Snap 

The act of using snapchat to record and send oneself having sex to show to their homeboys. This is commonly used to denote the conquest of a girl and a sense of pride. Sometimes you have to let your homies know what's up.

"Orlando bang and snapped me last night."
"Yeah that shit was hilarious, that girl was screaming."

Bang and Snap by GoingHard1301 February 22, 2015

bang and block 

When you want to get laid by a Facebook acquaintance. You bang them and then block them so you never have to hear from them again.

Dude... Shelby was so hot but also annoying. I'll just to a fuckin bang and block!

bang and block by Sgt. Slick November 16, 2015

Bang bang 

When you go from one banger to another

Yo bro do you want to do a bang bang, I heard jack and Fiona are throwing down

Bang bang by 10562 September 24, 2016

Bang Lag 

Similar to Jet Lag. Disruption of a typical sleeping cycle experienced after staying up for multiple consecutive nights banging.

"hey, looking a bit tired this morning there dude"
"ya... just a bit of bang lag"

Bang Lag by salesismycoffee July 20, 2016

Bang-bang moment 

A moment that causes you to react instinctively. It's not about guns or shooting, it's about reacting to a situation with a quick response. A term often used to describe quick movements in sports. fight or flight, instinct, react, reaction time, quick response

When my neighbor across the street yelled watchout, I immediately fell to the ground and covered my head. A tree limb had fallen in his yard, but I thought it was a drive-by. It was a bang-bang moment for me, I'm paranoid as heck.

Bang-bang moment by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016