BALLER

to be not unlike Lebron James, MC Hammer, Josh Crooch, Michael Jordan, Mike Jones, and Joe Shipka.

Are Those the ballers we saw yesterday? Yea, i think thats Josh Crooch and MC Hammer.

by Brandon Greager November 9, 2006

Baller Status

Being a baller basically gives you the right to bone any female/male you want... So let's say you're new in town. Your baller status is based on looks since no one knows what cards you hold. If you want to increase your baller status, be a senior girl. They increase your baller-status to a perfect baller score.

New Kid: Hey, I'm new in town. But I want to bone that chick. How should I go about doing so? No body here knows how manly I am!

Kid: You need to increase your Baller Status. Try being with Beth, she increases all Baller Statuses.

New Kid: Oh, okay!

by incredibleballerx8x September 7, 2010

retarded ballerina

as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")

Shit son! There's that retarded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop...let's kick her toes!

by salad tits June 4, 2007

Balleriner

A male ballet dancer

Wow, that man is a great balleriner! He is even better than the ballerina.

by JDawg 101 June 2, 2010

ballermatic

term derived from 'Baller Status' & 'Baller' meaning something is good, awesome, wicked or sweet.

Mitch: " We got a fuck load of sexy young bitches coming over tonight and I just picked two half gallons of Alberta Premium! "
Mike: " Ballermatic! "

by bingomajingo September 21, 2011

baller

Appealing; cool; favorable; pimp; tight; anything that is good.

That dude so damn baller - he's reading about Reserved Instances in the middle of the night, yo!

by ben-twain May 1, 2018

Baller

A baller is someone who can actually ball and is a god at it. Typically, he/she is able to dunk on everyone and can beat anyone in a 1v1 no matter the person he/she is up against. Everyone admires the baller as he is someone to fear and can easily break your ankles.

Ricky is a baller! He crossed Brian up so bad that he tore his jeans! Jack believes he is a baller but he is not as he is defined as a non-baller. Mehdi is also a non-baller!! Only Rick is a TRUE baller!!! The baller god even agrees!!

by True Baller Rick October 25, 2018