Skype buddy

Two people that continuously talk on skype for most of the time they are awake. They are like thee best skype buddies

Jo is my skype buddy.
Mayn jo and shaz are suck good skype buddies they skype for like 8 hours erryday.

by xoxogumdrop March 18, 2011

Muddy Buddy

The person you perform anal sex on while you take a dump.

-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"

by papwin May 4, 2013

fuck you buddy handbook

Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.

(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)

"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"

similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"

by Golden Shower October 28, 2007

scissor buddy

The female equivalent to "butt buddies" in males. (referring to lesbians)

"They kissed?! Ew, that nasty lezzie doesn't even like her, she's just her scissor buddy."

by Smelanie-uh! September 6, 2009

Yo buddy!

Exclamation typically heard in South Philly. The only appropriate response to this phrase is a hearty "Yo!" Variations in inflection and intensity are possible.

Example 1
Statement: Yo buddy!
Response: Yo!

Example 2
Question: Yo buddy?
Answer: Yo?

by Flats December 8, 2003

hump buddy

Someone who has a friend who is over zealous.

Why's that guy keep texting you? Is he your fucking hump buddy!?

by Maggot_Chops January 12, 2009

Lost Buddy

The testicle that is misplaced after a male is kicked in the scrotum severely.

Joe soccer kicks Gabe in the crotch, after writhing in pain Gabe gets up and realizes he can't find one of his testicles and screams, "Where is my lost buddy??!!!"

by jocampb1 June 8, 2010