SPOOKY BLUMPKIN

When you are taking a shit on the toilet and are getting head, Blow your load, Stand up and see there is no poop but you know you totally pooped (AKA THE GHOST POOPY)

Damn babe that blumpkin felt great but where is my turd? I'm scared this is a Spooky Blumpkin

by Convoluted1 September 30, 2021

Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

Blumpkin Spice

Fall time seasonal Blumpkin flavored spices available in most bathrooms.

Alexis was excited to get a Blumpkin spice latte in the fall.

by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021

Blumpkin Aioli

A dressing/ condiment, usually handcrafted, from the products that result from a finished blumpkin. Popular in Greek/ American cuisine

Alexis wanted a salami sandwich with blumpkin aioli.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.

Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.

by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021

The Splashing Blumpkins

This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.

The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?

by thesplashingblumpkins June 5, 2021

Road Blumpkin

When receiving a blowie while driving you shit your pants.

I was shitting my pants down I-75..... And she was like,"babe, do you want a road blumpkin?!

by Broken teapot June 11, 2021