Awkward Slice

The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.

Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.

Fatso 1: Call the awkward slice

Fatso 2: You call what?

Fatso 1: The last slice thats noones.

by Jackkie-92 February 25, 2013

Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.

"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."

by Shrubbery August 2, 2013

Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.

Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"

by George FP January 1, 2014

awkwadelete

To delete a post or content which gets no likes.

1 - Post made in sincere expectation of likes
2 - Post gets no likes (or maybe a couple from uncool people)
3 - Poster deletes post out of vanity or embarrassment
4 - Poster experiences shame and loneliness

This usually happens anywhere between 2 minutes and 5 years after posting.

20:48: "Hey guys, just massively #YOLO'd and put awkwadelete on UrbanDictionary!! LOL"

20:55: "The content you are looking for may have been moved or deleted"

by BandyUchan January 11, 2014

awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".

Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."

by butt_muncher July 17, 2014

Awkwarrior

A person who is awkward in public or social situations, but fights through it in order to live a normal life.

"Wow, that person sure is an Awkwarrior! I sure wish I could be as strong as her/him."

by Shiggydiggy April 5, 2015

Awkward Porker

An awkward erection.

What's up with you?
I got an awkward porker!

by Bongo9000 September 25, 2015