crack attack

the execution of a sneak attack on an unsuspecting individual using primarily your ass, preferably in a smearing motion.

A. Dude! Sam just crack attacked Cameron's face!

B. Dag yo!

by sam tinsley November 9, 2004

Black Attack

when a really white person says a popular black saying

often referenced as the person in question having a heart attack

Guy 1: "ahhh dont worry he be aight"

Guy 2. "did u just have a black attack ?"

by big black cock goblin August 12, 2008

hard attack

1) Getting a heart attack from doing sex, while being "hard".

2) Getting a boner for no apparent reason whatsoever, frequent with young boys.

You know that greasy fries are probably not good for you, as your father died from a "hard attack". So do you mind
if I finish eating them?

When I was young, I always got some "hard attacks" at school
just by looking at the girls. I hated when a teacher asked
me to stand up, since I had a huge bone showing through my pants.

by Dan The Rod Leroux August 24, 2006

crap attack

this is when u get stressed out and feel you have 2 av a bf(bitch fit-white chicks)

if someone makes you angry and you scream and shout and tantrum. this is a crap attack.

by GeMz'N'jEsS June 28, 2006

fart attack

When you fart incontrolably while playing sports

"Damn dont pass to johnny when he gets the ball he has a fart attack"

by Jim00203 December 8, 2006

Attack Helicopter

An unfunny joke used mainly by transphobes and right wing losers

Conservative: I identify as an attack helicopter
Normal person: I identify as not funny

by I will destroy your fragility December 21, 2019

Attack Helicopter

Attack Helicopter is a joke used to invalidate genderfluid, poly gender, and mainly non binary identities. Normally used by people who's brains are too small to understand the pretty simple terms use by genderfluid, poly gender, and non binary people to express their gender. This joke is looked down upon by most people who have enough brain cells to see how it affects people who are targeted by this joke, especially the LGBTQIA++ community. It is not anything besides a joke used by idiots to hide their lack of basic knowledge.

" I came out to Jeremy as agender yesterday, and he said he identified as an attack helicopter, obviously not understanding."

by manyheartsbroken October 17, 2020