Pulling An Apple

A person that does not pull their weight during multiplayer gaming.

A person pulling an apple might give excuses like

1. I fell asleep.
2. Need to go to the bathroom.
3. Fixing a Sandwhich.
4. Shaving
5. Having a Seizure.

Do not fall for these.

Rand: Damn it Jim, you pulled an apple on us last night.

Jim: Sorry I was shaving and not pulling an apple.

by MajinFro April 1, 2009

apple iphone

A big useless phone made by apple, that alot of homos buy to make themselves seem as if they just became popular all of the sudden.

"That big black apple iphone is such a piece of shit"

"Oh damn, that dudes got an apple iphone, that sucks he will probably never get laid, nerd"

by horny shit tits December 2, 2007

love apple

Otherwise known as a tomato

"What would you like to go in the sandwhich?"

"I would like lettuce, cheese, ham, and a love apple"

by steven September 21, 2004

Green Apple Quickstep

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.

Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.

by its426 October 22, 2003

green apple splatters

the runs

Man I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

Hot Apple Blast

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

by Matt April 6, 2005

caramel apple

Its when you dip your testicles in hot, sweet, caramel and teabag a nonsuspecting victim.

"Oh man! Did you see Kyle give Mike a nice taste of his caramel apples?"

by BruinBoy17 November 6, 2006