Alberting

The act of deriving misconstrued definitions from other words in order to prove your point.

"Dude if you want to hack your computer go and get a feather duster and dust your keyboard." You make no sense man, stop alberting.

by Valoo February 24, 2015

Albo

The nickname for Australian Labor Leader, Anthony Albanese, who will probably only become the next Prime Minister because the current one, Scott Morrison (ScoMo), is so shit.

At a 2022 Federal Election Voting Booth somewhere in Australia:
Bazza: Gotta write something on my ballot but I can't be fucked. Who should I pick so I can get outta here quick and head back to the pub?
Shazza: I don't care. As long as it's not that prick, ScoMo.
Bazza: Albo it is, then!

by ShoshanaRose January 30, 2022

albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan cock that is so good and furry and huge that it can go up your ass out your mouth and in your pussy all at the same time (it’s my favorite thing to do)

furry raper “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have your seen cocklover69’s albino monkey cock!? i fucking love it so very much to shove up my piss whole🤤”

by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

The Albanian Bathroom

A bathroom that does not have a toilet or a sink but is still in use.

"Hey Akhbar, make sure to clean up the Albanian Bathroom when you are done."

by hatzi2k November 13, 2009

Weed Album

The CD case of the worst album by one's favorite band, which they use to grind up weed on.

May also be a least favorite movie, book, or video game in a series.

Bert grinds his weed exclusively on Lupe Fiasco's LASERS, which is his weed album.

by bumticker January 30, 2012

Kaeya Alberich

The hottest guy in all of genshin impact.

Kaeya Alberich? Oh yeah that hot guy in genshin impact. I wish I was him.

by kaeyaalberich August 4, 2021

Albino Gravy

(n.) - the male reproductive fluid, better known as spluge, and occasionally referred to as jism.

"Bitch, you off da hook. Why can't a nigga get a hit of yo poon puff?"
"Nigga lets just lock legs and you can launch your albino gravy past my field goal!"
"Touche bitch, touche."

by Kyle R Montgomery December 9, 2008