alazire

The dumbest cock smoker to ever exist. In love with Jagtar.

Hey alazire.
Don't call me that or I'll roll you

by KoiFish69 November 6, 2021

snus alarm

When the minty flavor of snus tobacco wears out, and you know if you keep it in your mouth any longer, you will be left with nausea and a bad taste.

Guy 1: Why'd you spit that out?

Guy 2: My snus alarm was goin off.

by bigtuna47 May 19, 2009

false alarm

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.

false alarm anthem:
here i sit
broken hearted
tried to shit
but only farted

by souleater666666 August 28, 2010

Shelby Alarm Clock

Using ones thumb and inserting it into the anus of a sleeping person in order to wake them up for a specific purpose.

Similar to a goose

My girlfriend refused to wake up to go to work, so I gave her a Shelby Alarm Clock.

by Mongosan February 19, 2011

Alankrita

A girl made of awesome! What more needs to be said?

That girl is is such an alankrita, she just donated $5,000 to charity!

by nerdfighter123 May 12, 2009

alabama night riders

In poker, three of a kind, kings. The name comes from the hand's abbreviation (KKK). "Alabama night riders" was slang, in the early half of the 20th century for the Ku Klux Klan.

He had two pair, but the Alabama night riders won the pot.

by Tallman February 5, 2005

belarusian alarm clock

It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.

This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!

I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!

by Panda2652 March 30, 2014