Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.
jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart
by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025
Get the Julia Jorgensonmug. my love, the most beautiful girl in the world, the most talented piano player, my lovely girlfriend, my world.
"You (Julia Ju) have all my love."
by Elelelel August 11, 2012
Get the Julia Jumug. Julia hatfield is not the astronaut and she brought the bucket. she has a beautiful horse named frisky and loves snapchat, mcdoanlds and starbucks. if you ever seen julia at mcdoanlds or kfc get her corn and a ten peice nugget and fruitopia. She is very religious and holy and is alwasy down her knees praying. she lovessssss beige foods and had a big gyatt from eating CHICKEN. she is part asain and watch out because you might not find her waist. her ideal of an ideal date is a sunset walk and for chrsitmas all she wants is a hug from her best friends an family.
by Juanita Diazz December 11, 2024
Get the Julia Hatfieldmug. Julia is definitely an intellectual. If you ever have any problems, you can always come to Julia. If you think Julia is wrong, you're the issue.
Person 1- Why don't you go ask Julia for help?
Person 2- I can't... she scares me too much
Person 1- Fair.
Person 2- I can't... she scares me too much
Person 1- Fair.
by Howdy12321 November 22, 2021
Get the Juliamug. Julia will always feel the deepest yearning for her best friend Joe. Her heart will constantly ache in the absence of his presence. Regardless of Joes lies, these are the facts. jj.
Perfecto like Larry Lovestein - "Joe could never miss Julia more" " Its quite clear Julia will always miss Joe more"
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Someone who only talks to you when they need something.
Someone who ignores you when they're in a group of people.
Someone who tells you they can't hangout, but they hangout with someone else instead.
Someone who never invites you to anything, unless they can't find anyone else to go.
Someone who, without a reason, gossip about you and make fun of you, but say that it was just a joke.
Someone who doesn't answer your texts when you ask them important questions.
Someone who fake laughs when they talk to you.
Someone who tells secrets to another friend, but doesn't tell them to you.
by bobbyekbularak June 7, 2021
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