father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

father

a male figure that leaves when his child is born

your father is gone on some pimp shit

by gerald39+edward85 December 30, 2020

coke father

A stupid white kid named sam

Man that kid in math is a coke father

by Yeetsjdh39 December 1, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Father Talks So Much In <&>AndA<&>Out Of Her Mouth That, I, Angel Jose Robles Thought That The Mother Swallowed A Carrot<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Father Fister

A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.

Anthony confessed and got introduced to the father fister.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

Mother Father

PG Mother Fucker.
Grandpa.

You break my day, you Mother Father!

by NZ732 May 24, 2024

My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again

"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."

by WishIsGay June 12, 2022