Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Dusty

Dusty Bredda - James Dent

Your're A Dusty Bredda

by anonymous February 27, 2021

dusty dodge ram

It's when you are a dusty old dude 30 years or older. That drives a dodge that is barely running and rams little girls and dodge the fathers.

I love doing a dusty dodge ram on the holidays to get off.

by Thatregionboy219 October 3, 2017

Dusty Tiger

Pegging a friend as they are going through a binder of Pokemon or Magic cards.

I gave Marty Jr a Dusty Tiger in his mom's basement last night. Went to the torny then, he played like a champ.

by FeralGoose August 15, 2023

Dusty goated

The best

That Monster is dusty goated

by DustyGoated July 26, 2022

Dusty Snorkler

When your snorting illicit drugs out of a female’s asshole, and you sneeze blowing all the product into the air.

Did you hear that Wax got caught with Lynn doing the dusty snorkler

by Jt king February 7, 2018

Dusty vent

Dusty vent// slang

To inhale a inhaler while you have cum in your mouth.

This one time , this nerdy girl, after giving me head used a dusty vent. And I knew she will be my wife

by Tle3 September 23, 2023