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Ovary Cannon

The baby came shooting out of the ovary cannon!!

Man da cannon!
by George Wellington October 2, 2011
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Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.
by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022
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Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
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Cannons

A busty woman's breasts, usually have a slight upwards curve to them.
"Did you see that leaked photo of Julie?"

"Yeah, she has AMAZING cannons!"
by SatoruBrojo August 26, 2023
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bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.
Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.
by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017
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Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.
"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."
by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025
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