White Willy Wasted

When a young lad who recently turned 18 years of age goes on a drinking binge and makes a complete tit of himself on the dance floor by stumbling into people, knocking over people's drinks and rolling his eyes, followed by the bouncers removing his sorry ass.

That lad was white Willy wasted

by misleading October 15, 2016

waste

A commonly used English word used to describe a product that cannot be used by the consumer.

A dissatisfying occurrence resulting in the lack or absence of a product or decreased productivity.

Nick: "YOUR NOT GIVING ME SUFFICIENT TIME FINISH! NOW YOUR GONNA FAIL ME! WASTE! WASTE! WASTE!"

John: "Shut the Fuck Up"

by TlombZ2 December 7, 2009

Williams wasted

The highest level of being drunk.

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.

by Ezedoll October 5, 2025

chocolate wasted

When you say wasted in front of a girl, she will automatically respond chocolate wasted. Girls are just like this, nobody is really sure why.

Male Friend: Joe was so wasted last night.
Female Friend: Chocolate wasted.
Me: ....anyway, about Joe

by rev.swim September 11, 2021

Crater Wasted

When a person drinks copious amounts of alcohol and ends up getting a hole in their liver as a result. Similar to white girl wasted but more punk rock

Andy: Daniel is in the hospital
Suskerdoo: oh god why?
Andy: He had too much hooch last night and got crater wasted

by Ronald_ShootinJays_VasDeferens January 23, 2015

Kiah wasted

Drink continuously without knowing how to stop. Walking with a lean and unable to stand in one spot without jerking.

I drank so much I was past drunk I was Kiah wasted.

by Majikman87 August 30, 2018

AK Wasted

The epitome of wasted. So drunk where u just "fuck shit man" and when everyone gets fucked........UP.

LET'S GET AK WASTED!!!

by Team Shake Shake December 25, 2011