Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.

Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."

by SuperStarStoner April 20, 2013

Second Hand Blushing

When you read something out of a book, that involves one of the characters blushing due to sethinf being done/said, eventually causing you (the reader) to blush like the character, in response.

Jade was second hand blushing when she read Carter confess to Zia in her book.

by Ultimate_Shipper/Fangirl September 20, 2017

two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie April 07, 2018

Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.

Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!

by SuperCody March 05, 2023

30-second tactical

a very fast tactical wank. can be dine wherever you go.

"you bro, i am off for a 30-second tactical"

by Knotvibez January 18, 2023

3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.

My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.

by maximgaren July 12, 2020

quadruple-second-cousin

Quadruple-2C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021