ryan

A person who is a liar, and a fun sucking vaccum that cant take a joke and is such a sensitive vagina and you can never be happy around them or have fun because they suck so bad.
omg that girl we started hanging out with is such a ryan we couldnt even joke around with her.
no wondr she has no friends.
by a gr8 person February 15, 2016
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Ryan are usually gay and like to fuck their motocross bike, also likes to suck dick while riding his kx100
I kinda wanna fuck my motocross bike..

Quit being a Ryan and suck my dick
by Swag money Sean June 14, 2015
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The most fugliest biggest jerk in the world . He could never get a girlfriend because he looks like shit. Since he can get his own girlfriend has to suck his own dick. He wishes he could get the pussy but he can't all the lady refuse.
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ryan is a person who sucks at video games( call of duty 4 and halo 3) and yet tries to be as cool as that kid sam who is so cool that his massivly large penis is uncontrollably cumming everywhere
wow ryan sucks at video games. sams so cool though. his dicks huge!
by besat February 23, 2009
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A male that is normally drawn to racing, cage fighting, and other male sports that he can watch to help him get an erection. Also might have more than one non-working vehicles and one that will only run if push started. With all of this combined, a Ryan is normally a

homosexual in nature and really, really really loves the cock.
"My God, why is he such a Ryan"
by 1whoknowsall February 04, 2010
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a ryan is generally a slang term for a toilet or lavatory. although in the same way that words such as shit or fuck can be used in many different wways, so can ryan.. examples are below
that guy is a total ryan = that guys is a total fuck head

omg look its ryans best friend = omg look its that kid whos got no friends

hey isnt that guy ryan = hey isnt that guy a total fuck head who takes ur only opportunity to see a hell good band to tell u in person that he cant do anythign that night cause his mummy is too protective.... what?
by ryanisafatblob August 31, 2008
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