model riding

The addictive practice of extreme weather geeks. They peruse the long-range models looking for signs of anything exciting: snow, extreme cold, extreme heat, windstorms, flooding, etc. The trouble is that the long range tends to fluctuate around a lot, so that it's not reliable forecasting.

Dude, all this model riding is making me dizzy. Let's just focus on the next 7 days because that's more clear!

by DJ Bonneromics May 15, 2012

Ride Quimby

To ride in the middle seat of a standard cab pickup truck, sometimes erroneously referred to as the bitch seat.

Unknown origin. Probably originated from the name of the sexual position quimby.

"Sorry man, I'm already driving someone else. You're gonna have to ride quimby."

by captaincorduroy September 10, 2011

Get A Ride

To get a boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey, I need to Get A Ride but he/she keep playing

by Jody josh October 23, 2019

Ride of the Valkyrie

When a woman rides a man's face until he suffocates, but she lets him have one hand free to wrap around his penis, so he can have his weapon in hand as he does.

"Keith is dead? What happened??"

"His wife gave him a Ride of the Valkyrie, so at least he died a warrior's death."

by roundegotrip April 16, 2022

Dirty Ride

When you have anal sex with a person that hasn't wiped thier ass properly

Gee it wasn't much fun having a dirty ride with DJ Flash Gordon!

by Slammer July 5, 2004

riding superman

When someone rides in a car in the trunk (because there aren't enough seats, they're sneaking into a drive-in, getting kidnapped, etc.). I'm not sure where this comes from -- a friend of mine said it once and then 2 years later I asked him about it and he insisted that he'd never heard of it before (LIAR!). If anyone knows its origin please post it.

I can only fit six in my car -- looks like someone's gonna be riding superman.

by ridingsuperman December 9, 2008

G-Ride

U.S. Govt. take home unmarked car. Only allowed for officers who must respond to work outside regular hours, not allowed for personal use (1st offense, 30 days off w/o pay up to termination!)

Agent Smith: I got fired for picking up b*tches in my G-Ride.
Agent Smith (Different Agent Smith): Well, it was given to you for work.

by ?uesto May 13, 2010