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Nut Sucker

by DJHomeboi January 25, 2015
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non-nuts

That woman is such a bitch. Someone should kick her in the non-nuts.
by SelfishMotives July 7, 2008
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Voltron of Nut

One who receives copious amounts of human sexual goo from a wide variety of well endowed suitors.
by smokedcorndog September 23, 2019
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Pork Nuts

After a long day of work you go home and take a shit. While shiting you can smell your balls over your Shit.
Damn, i got pork nuts today.
by Colo February 24, 2009
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nut-rut

male version of camel toe. It can be found on men wearing jeans that are way too tight. Their pants seam is so tight, it divides their balls and separates the testicles creating a rut between the nuts. Commonly seen on musicians, cowboys and grandpa's with their pants hitched up too high.
OMG I love this band, the bassist is so hot and his pants are sooo tight!! Let's try to get up to the front of the stage!!! Hopefully his nut-rut will brush my face...

That dudes cute but his Wranglers are given him some serious nut-rut...

Gross no wonder Grandpa has prostate trouble, look at that fucking nut-rut.
by Foxy Shenanigans December 5, 2011
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Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!
"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."
by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008
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Nut dunk

The act of lowering one's testicles into a particularly hot bowl of soup of your choosing.
Fuck, Brad just nut dunked his french onion soup!
by Tyree Alleyne Balls September 21, 2009
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