Luke J

A fagget ass bitch who has no friends

Luke j can like boys today

by TimmyLongey November 28, 2018

Luke's Father

Something Luke will never see.

Person 1: Have you seen Luke's Father?
Person 2: I think he is in Louisiana right now, and not with Luke.

by Peptooverdose May 9, 2022

Luke prince

even though he’s a fag he gets bitches and loves pussy he has a fat ass hell its bigger than mine and he’s hella good softball player

luke prince is a faggot

by madhindman February 9, 2019

Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Luke Cartering

When someone has the background that suggests intelligence but is absolutely terrible at poker and any form of strategy games

He graduated Harvard but he every game night he is Luke Cartering.

by TonyBoloney November 30, 2020

luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

by Jdjsnskznsks June 30, 2019

Luke Dobson

The man with the smallest willy in the land

Damn have you seen Luke Dobson, his dick is so tiny.

by Uglygod6928savage March 10, 2020