cum jizz

When you gently brush someone with the back of your hand or foot, then proceed to forcibly brush someone with the palm of your hand or foot. This is normally performed by the hand to the face. When performed by the foot counts as half a cum jizz. The gods once said to humanity "You go in gently with the cum, then you rain on the JIZZ!"

When Andrew was being a rude pooface, I cum jizzed him super hard.

by Hondurian Fury October 29, 2014

jizz queffer

A real slut. The chick who fucks everyone secertly. She doesn't like train, she thinks she's classy BC she gives her puss a Mexican shower after each bang.typically bangs 4 dudes a night n all of them are in love with her is a true jizz queffer

Adj. Tonya is a total jizz queffer she fucked half Of the frat last night. N. That jizz queffer went n fucked my 6 brothers last night.

by Chazmowro January 03, 2017

Invis-a-Jizz

The smell of jizz in the air even though there is none.

Mr. X: you smell that?
Mr. Y: smell what?
Mr. X: That Invis-a-Jizz, it smells terrible

by Mr. Z, Mr. X, and Mr. Y April 27, 2009

jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.

"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."

by Vangina91 May 29, 2017

Jizz Knifers

When you take two knifes and heat them up by putting them on a hot stove. Then you cum on them and inhale the smoke created by the burning semen.

Oh my God! That guy totally loves jizz knifers!

by Dick nipple, Dudley Gorlove March 10, 2009

Jizz Clap

To fill your hands with jizz. Then clap your hands to have jizz splatter everywhere.

Man dis girl was jacking me off and her hands were full of jizz. Then she got all excited with the jizz and was clapping her hands. Doing the jizz clap. The after effect was jizz on my bed, carpet, eyes, mouth, her hair, and my walls.

by Big D and B-RI August 12, 2009

Marketing Jizz

Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.

BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!

Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.

by bmwgnome May 14, 2011