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Swamp Donkey

Man, that Swamp Donkey tried to get me last night, but I kicked her fat ass.
by Teener2831 February 27, 2005
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donkey punch

A punch to the back of the head or neck. The punch is delivered during anal sex. The purpose of the donkey punch is to cause the recipient's anus to clench tightly on the puncher's penis, thereby enhancing the puncher's sexual gratification. See donkey blow
"Just as I was about to bust, I gave that bitch a donkey punch. I came so hard, I almost passed out."
by tony608 November 5, 2008
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donkey fuck

1) Basically, when one is fucked by a donkey.
2) Also, when one fucks a donkey.
by Donkeyfucker January 28, 2003
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donkey punch

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.
"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"
by T Unit July 20, 2008
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Donkey Punched

Waking up from a punch to the back of one's head after being violently fucked from behind with ejaculation all over one's back.
Julia: "Damn what a headache I've got, must have gotten Donkey Punched!"
by Mike420IM November 1, 2008
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Donkey Punch

when you punch a person in the back of the head while fucking from behind (Doggy.) The punch should make the person tense-up, thereby constricting anal or vaginal passage and feeling good.
Did, you hear? Jason donkey punched Katie and said it felt amazing!
by Chipnuts February 19, 2009
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Donkey Bomb

Cheap version of the more popular car bomb that utilizes a more rudimentary mode of transportation. A poor unsuspecting donkey.
The donkey bomb took out 7 square blocks.
by Ty L August 27, 2005
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