afternoon wood

The same as morning wood, except it's when you wake up late (usually in the afternoon)

Dude, I woke up at almost 1 PM and I have some MAJOR afternoon wood!

by Smokey McJoints December 14, 2009

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

by KushKing December 24, 2010

alterbridgeism

alterbridgeism is the state of being a 100% Alter Bridge fan and not listening to other sellout fag bands like lady gaygay, avenged sevenfold, emo shit, etc.

Dude i just discovered alter bridge and now i have a case of alterbridgeism.

by AlterBridgeFanatic May 30, 2011

alter marching band

The best band in the world; a band that no one can beat

In class A, the champion is the Alter Marching Band!

by stonefur February 27, 2017

aftergasm

The calm, light-headed sensation after an earth-shattering orgasm has occured. This typically is accompanied by a tingling sensitivity triggered by the return of blood flow to all organs and extremities.

My aftergasm last night was wunderbar.

by c0x November 22, 2006

Good Afternoon

The most vile and unforgiving insult one could possibly utter in the 1800’s. Compared to the modern day “fuck you” or “eat shit”

Excuse me sir, could you spare just a bit of chowder? It’s been a bug to get a meal since the factory up and shut down.

Why don’t you get a job? There will be no hand outs or free bites. Good Afternoon to you sir.

by Unlimitedpower November 21, 2022

altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.

This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!

by qashanya December 9, 2022