When you use a public toilet and leave behind a 15" lunker of a log and leave it without flushing for an unsuspecting person to bear witness to your creation.
I walked into the restroom at the gas station and the Phantom Dooker had struck leaving only a massive turd for everyone to see.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Phantom Dooker mug.Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
by Pandacous December 1, 2023
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Get the Phantom nut mug.When a man, whose penis is locked in a chastity cage, places a dildo at the place where usually his hard penis would be, and strokes the dildo, tricking the brain into thinking that he's stroking his penis, thus triggering an ejaculation. Similar to how a crippled person would scratch a lost limb.
"Hey, how is your time in chastity going?"-
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
"Very frustrating, but I've almost mastered the phantom jerk."
by ElzearYoung December 7, 2023
Get the phantom jerk mug.Sexual move; when a man tucks his dick and balls between his legs and performs intercourse on a man or woman while wearing a strap on.
by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023
Get the The Phantom mug.I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.
by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023
Get the Phantom's revenge mug.The Phantoms are a team that stands in for your rec league bye week. These boys are on the schedule but never show up because they only exist to provide an alibi to get out of the house for 3 hours only to smash parking lot beers with the crew.
by xXRoofTopHeroXx December 6, 2022
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