phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.

by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013

Phantom's revenge

When someone jerks you off from behind while you are in the middle of performing "The Phantom".

I can't believe that homeless guy gave me a Phantom's Revenge while I was doing The Phantom on my date in the alley last night!.

by MR WRENCH December 16, 2023

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

Gloomy Phantom

a person who is sad most of the time!
negative thinker

guy1-did ya meet mark the new guy!?
guy2-you mean that guy who's always sad!!
guy1-yea that Gloomy Phantom

by HOFFMAN11 October 9, 2014

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

phantom cancer

Mirre phantom

PHANTOM CANCER.

by Poseidonkukar December 12, 2016

Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012