December 25

a day where a creepy 90 year old man breaks into your home and becomes you and your siblings sugar daddy on this particular day every year. P.S he watches you while you sleep and gives you light kisses

Omg isn’t December 25 national hamster dedication day?? No you idiot, it’s my sugar daddy’s return after 364 days

by Tvd girl December 21, 2020

April 25

National foreskin rat day

Dude: Bro it's April 25!!
Bro: Dude you know what that means!
*Grabs rat with aroused intent*

by Foreskin Rat April 24, 2021

March 25 2009

People born in this day are sexy and so are all their friends. If you don’t like them you are probably ugly.

Dude 1: Why am I getting so many bitches recently?
Dude 2: Didn’t you become friends with Josh? Yeah he was born March 25 2009
Dude 1: Ohh

by PattyWattyHK March 11, 2024

October 25

October 25th is a day where you ask your friend/best friend for their hoodie.

It’s October 25th hand over your hoodie!

by Asian Potatoe October 24, 2019

December 25

Text your crush: Merry Christmas🎄

You: Merry Christmas
Crush: Merry Christmas to you too

used to wish someone an enjoyable Christmas holiday

Teacher: Merry Christmas everyone, its December 25
Students: Thank you, have a nice holiday

by secret{persons December 12, 2020

June 25

You have to sleep with your bf.

#1: You must sleep with me!
#2: But my mum won’t let me.
#1: You can’t do that, it’s June 25.
#2: ohhh okey

by Joe K. Ing June 20, 2022

May 25

May 25 is the day that you have to FaceTime your friends for 2-4+ hours.

May 25 is soon can’t wait to call you!!

by BradyLC May 24, 2022