humping the queen

This is what you'd use when you're making a lot of money, or robbing from a bank.

Man, you're really humping the queen, huh?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.

Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY

by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020

Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

Hump-A-Dump

When your extremely horny that u put on porn and dry hump a pillow/Blanket then after cumming you fall asleep

When my brother leave my house after im going to do a Hump-A-Dump and call it a night

by MyPPHurtsAlittle September 15, 2021

hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

Dry hump day

If u see a person may 2nd
Dry hump

Damn u just dry hump day that nigga

by 4pfgangang_354 May 1, 2019

Status Humping

A person who likes every status update you make on facebook

Girl: who is this person u like every one of her status posts? I get about 20 notices a day saying you like so and so's status.

Guy: oh just a friend from work. She's really nice.

Girl: she looks like a whore. Why do you keep status humping her?

by sxycanuck October 19, 2011