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you’re on mute 

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation
Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now
you’re on mute by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

You're Not Perfect. 

"You're Not Perfect."

-Whatever That Creature Was.
You're Not Perfect. by Petah Griffin February 21, 2021

you're talking on a potato 

you are muffled and you can not be heard when talking on the phone
We can't hear you, you're talking on a potato

you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face
random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"

you're adopted 

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!
bruh: you're adopted
broi: what

You’re (Rapper) 

absolute shit mate, absolute wanka, nothing but a silly goose mate!
aww man, i hope the You’re Album 2 doesnt come out *vomits semen through nose.* You’re (Rapper) is balls.