Electric Socks

The Socks Of The Future

Bob:OMG Jim Watcha Wearin?

Jim: The New Electric Socks They Automatically Warm Up Your Feet When It's Cold Out!

Bob:WOW!

by Seagulls Of Satan September 28, 2008

Jock Socks

Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.

Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"

Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"

by bandit dewski February 22, 2015

Sock Fucker

A term for an annoying ass that seems to know everything but has never been with a woman before. Most likely will be in love with sock puppets or the sock drawer the rest of his life. Mostly used as an insult.

HEY! Shut your mouth Sock Fucker!

by Joke Of The Day 4 March 29, 2015

nike sock

weed in a condom

nick had a nike sock in his back pocket

by popcorn hands September 23, 2016

pink sock

when the inside of your asshole hangs out of you ass in a pink color

damn i fucked that chick so hard that she had a pink sock the next morning

by tity licker April 18, 2018

Pink sock

When the inside of yo booty hole is exposed to some nice fresh air

I love me a good ol pink sock in the morning!! Don't you?

by Tekashi=pinksock December 17, 2018

Sock Hamster

A hamster protected by a piece of cloth-like footwear and drowned in lube for the sole intention of being introduced to one's rectal cavity. Usually, once the sock hamster has been fully consumed by the sphincter it will chew its way through the sock making its way into the host's colon where it survives solely off of predigested excrement removing the need for one to make bowel movements.

Tim: Hey John! I've got something you need to try!
John: What's that Tim -TIm?
Tim: If you put a hamster in a sock and shove it up your ass, it eats all your shit! I call it a Sock Hamster!

John: OH BOY! Now we can have all the unprotected butt sex that we want. I've never liked enemas anyway.

by TheRowdyRodent June 26, 2018