Schwillard Switch

Saying you’re going to do (or quit doing) something but then quickly changing your mind when realizing the task requires effort or sacrifice.

Dallon: “I thought Zac quit drinking for good, why does his location show him at twin peaks?”
John: “Looks like that addict pulled a classic Schwillard Switch”

by ToiletBehindDumpster April 27, 2024

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Jeterian Swing

Ground Into Double Play

Zack came up to bat in the bottom of the 9th inning with his team down by one, championship on the line, bases loaded with one out, needing a hit to win the game, but he had a Jeterian Swing, hitting a ground ball to the second baseman, flipped to the shortstop, to the first baseman, game over, championship over, the other team wins by a score of 3-2.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 9, 2024

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Taylor Swift

A whiny bitch who looks like a sloth.
She whines about her exes,seems familiar? I bet it does. It’s you! You fucking bitch!

Your such a Taylor Swift.

by EthanFergusontheGREAT May 12, 2024

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Niblet swizzling

Trying to look like you know what you're doing something by using it as a plan, or an idea.

Uh, let's try niblet swizzling!

by Medicine Airplane May 14, 2024

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Taylor swift

Taylor swift is a miserable capitalistic white trash cunt who can't let any other artist have their moment, she'll just go ahead and release the 300th version of her milquetoast reheated leftover piece of shit album jack antonoff wrote for her and her garbage brain dead fans will lap her vomit up like the idiotic imbeciles they are.

I hope Taylor swift's plane catches fire with her inside! 🥰🥰🥰

by Jealousnick May 23, 2024

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