baby goat

putting on a nice face with friends in public. Being chill, easy, go with the flow for the sake of yourself and your relationships.

Dude, I want a girl like Megan. She’s such a baby goat.

by Todd33 May 19, 2024

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Baby Flu

Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.

Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.

Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.

by Robbysin April 5, 2012

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Baby Rage

When someone is acting like a child and is a having a complete melt down.

Baby Rage: because Simon is an Idiot.

Man that Joker guy exudes large amounts of Baby Rage

by SimonTheMemeDealer February 23, 2021

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Plunt baby

A baby with an abnormally large vaginal district.

Damn boy, yo ugly ass kids a plunt baby!

by Oliver closef May 27, 2021

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A lyric from a song used in a hilariously delusional video where a 65-year-old granny and her 25-year-old boyfriend say that they want a baby but since the granny failed Biology class she doesn't obviously know what a fucking menopause is, so sorry to break it to them but there will be no babies.

"Oh baby" -💀🧔🏿 ♂️

by SLAYING CORE 🤪❗ April 27, 2022

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Leash Baby

A term for someone who cannot emotionally handle criticism or controversy of any sort. Based on kids who were put on leashes by their parents in public so they couldn't walk too far away.

BOSS: Hey I noticed that you were about 30 minutes late today, and it's not a big deal, but could you text me when you're on your way so that I know when to expect you?
EMPLOYEE: That's like a HUGE micro-oppression, you can't talk to people like that.
BOSS: Oh don't be such a leash baby!

by LuckyPython May 16, 2018

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