national raccoon day

the very first day a girl had 4 raccoons up her ass -charity

national raccoon day is so cool, i can’t wait for 4 raccoons to crawl up my ass.

by bumbumgirl June 27, 2020

National pass month

National pass month begins November first, for the whole month you will have every single pass. You can do anything you want all month. From slapping ass to punching a bitch in the face.

Guy*slaps girls ass*

Girl “why the duck did you do that?

Guy “it’s national pass month
Girl “oh ok”

by Yo moms a hoe November 5, 2019

national order your girl food day

monday 12th october is order your girl food dyay

woohoo its national order your girl food day

by jfjgg October 12, 2020

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

National Ignore Ms. Robson Day

None of her students fucking listen
Oct. 27

It is National Ignore Ms. Robson Day. Ms. Robson’s students don’t shut the hell up.

by ur mom 420696969696 October 27, 2021

state of loc nation

A community of 1.4 trillion members globally with a mission to empower, inspire, and raise awareness that Locs are a sacred artifact of faith. They are dedicated to fostering a sense of unity and spiritual connection within the Loc community and beyond. The main goal is to celebrate the profound significance of Locs and continue to share that knowledge with the world.

State of Loc Nation honors HH Empress Queen Christina Clement for providing useful lessons of culture.

by igetyouwrite December 11, 2023

national blowjob day

On May 6, it is National Blow Job Day, and all females must blow their boyfriend with the sloppiest most wettest head ever to celebrate.

Hey baby, can I put that cock down my throat in honor of National Blowjob Day?

by Sakana Mybals May 6, 2022