dog

slang/shorthand for "dogshit"; used when describing something that does not live up to one's standards and/or expectations

Bob: I swear to god bro! Everyone on my team is fucking dog! Not me though, I'm cracked out of my mind.

Also Bob: Bro why do I always get dog-ass teammates! Every game man! I'm going to lose my mind!

by Hyasynth December 10, 2023

emo dog

To get a emo dog you can buy by calling 911 for free I emo dog siblings are usually jojo Siwa 2.0 and jake paul, every single Emo dog must have hairy legs, A Emo dog knows how to talk emo dogs do not walk on 4 ,emo dogs craft belly button rings

Emo dogs are allowed to go to a bar

by Emodogjojo20 December 28, 2021

dog

god

oh my dog its Jesuses left sandal.

by blastroese December 8, 2022

Halfway Hot Dog

Cutting your penis down the middle from tip to halfway along the shaft to create two different child penises so you can bang two chicks at once.

Tom took threesomes to a whole new level with the halfway hot dog

by The Dank Jester May 15, 2018

dog bandana

A piece of fabric you tie on your dog’s neck to make it look cooler than other dogs.

Wow, is Sunny using a dog bandana?
Yes
Now that’s a cool dog.

by Barbs_aloha October 25, 2020

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog Diddy

Special nickname for anyone who fucks dogs.

Person 1: Ayyye, look, Dog Diddy's at it again!!
Person 2: Ugh, such a fuckin' creep. We gotta call the cops and report this guy to the SPCA again....

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025