chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

The Face-off

A drinking game for lax bros. First both participants put a full beer in the pocket of a lacrosse stick. While holding both shafts in both hands, twist your shafts towards yourself while chugging a natty light (cheep beer) at the same time. First one to finish is the winner.

The Face-off is when you walk up to a lax bro who is holding his wand and a brew, challenge them to "The face off". First one to finish is way more bro.

by CONNORPREY May 03, 2015

Face face

The area around your face

Sorry my hand was in your face face.

by Pimplimpnoodle March 27, 2023

moose sex face

When a girl makes a horrible face during sex resembling that of a moose

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- I had sex with that girl Alex oller and she makes the worst moose sex face

- I was about to nut until I seen that moose sex face

by the bandit75 April 04, 2014

eat a face

When you are so bad you just eat a hard face

God, jimmy just goes out all the time and will eat a face.

by Josh the Hammer January 17, 2018

Big face

Just like a hog a big face is also a meaning for a tall skinny man

Wow that man… He is such a big face

by User T70 July 07, 2024

face puppy

When someone presses their face against their partner's and whines before or during cumming.

A combination of the sentiments of 'in your face' and to do something 'like a dog'; can denote desperation, inferiority, and/or pet play or puppy play.

Doesn't necessarily have to be face to face; their face to their partner's face, cheek, or even to their neck or shoulders can count as being a face puppy.

"I dommed him so good that he was a face puppy by the time I let him cum."

by ssnowman November 21, 2015