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shit-mess

A term for what's found on the bathroom floor after one has defecated or shat in the toilet and clogged the toilet bowl with paper or paper towels and the shit and toilet paper has overflowed from the toilet onto the floor.
Girl: 'Babe, is this your shit-mess on the bathroom floor again?'
Guy: 'I dunno, what color is it anyways?'
Girl: 'Gross, babe, why does the color matter?'
Guy: 'Spinach salad earlier, if it's got some green mixed in, it's my shit-mess, but you'll want to clean it, please?'
Girl: 'Fuck off, dude, I'm not cleaning this crap!'
Guy: 'Clean it or no sex later!'
Girl: 'OK, I'll get the mop and all...'
by coozehound72 September 4, 2010
mugGet the shit-messmug.

Shit Pumped

To get extremely fucking intoxicated and hyped
by Weed man November 28, 2016
mugGet the Shit Pumpedmug.

Shit dickins

used to describe a very a shitty situation.
"yo i only got a little bit of weed" says chris. "let me see yo" says palmer. chris shows amount. "oh man thats shit dickins" Plamer says.
by Palmer Gross October 24, 2008
mugGet the Shit dickinsmug.

Shit Pie

The Term Used By Management To Describe A Member of Staff In An Organisation Who Only Thinks Of Themselves And Is Not A Team Player
Fitzgerald, There Is No "I" In Team, But There Is In "Shit" And In "Pie", And You Sir Are A "Shit Pie!!"
by Hazel+Chris October 25, 2007
mugGet the Shit Piemug.

shit teeth

when somebody smiles at you after eating chocolate of any kind and their teeth are all brownish.
"Man Alex smiled at me today and all i saw was shit teeth!"
by SolidAce87 March 5, 2009
mugGet the shit teethmug.

cop shit

To want it so you take it
Your the type to look around but never cop shit
by Clintis April 19, 2018
mugGet the cop shitmug.

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.
Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"
by Colin January 5, 2009
mugGet the Life-Shitmug.

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