angel face disaster

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Greg: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?

Max: Yeah, no. She’s an angel face disaster. I wouldn’t if I were you…

by August 15, 2024

angel face disaster

Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...

Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.

by i am most likely god August 15, 2024

Fuck yourself in the face

Hahahahaha! I mean, you see how it's the best thing to say there, right?

Hym "Fuck yourself in the face! Classic me. Right up in that face. Heheheheh... Welp... Anyways... Kids are shit. Every time they die an angel gets an erection. If I control those biblically accurate angel drone, my plan to become God worked and I've effectively created a sort of future-self grandfather paradox where I am literally the Christian/Jewish God you worship. I am the flood that consumes the world. I am the fire and the fury that razes Sodom and Gomorrah. If my brain isn't infected and I'm instead becoming an immortal nanobot vampire... Dope. That's dope. We're going to have a lot of fun.... Yeah..."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

waddle face

Fat face

Look a waddle face, he's pretty obese

by duckhater9000 December 03, 2013

Streamer Face

Streamer face is a term that someone who can look good on camera

Me: damn bro you have a Streamer Face

ReyRey: idk, should I take that as a compliment ? lol
Me: 100% that means you can stream and most of the time you wont get hate about your face
ReyRey: Oh yeah I see what you mean, I made a quick little research on google about streamers and they all look decently good But there's always an ugly side behind the curtain

by Baisy October 18, 2022

meaty face

The act of waking your friends face with an aroused member.

Fur

That old chap asleep on the park bench is ripe for some meaty face.

by fur 156 October 27, 2015

cartoon face

A person who has the facial structure, hair style, and features heavily resembling a cartoon character.

Joe: Hey do you know Mitt Romney?
Shmoe: Ya, he's that guy with with cartoon face.
Joe: True.

by db1000000 September 22, 2023