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Glock Me

Glock Me is to have a gun shoved up your pussy, preferably a Glock.
Glock Me now as I’m feeling really freaky! Oh, and brave. LOLOLOL. Ohhh! Ahhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
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me

not me, but you, but me you!
wanna go to the movies wi--forget this, you should know what this means.
by Zombiesmitters May 6, 2015
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by Abcvd January 9, 2024
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kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.
Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression
by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023
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Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
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penalize me

to punish someone mentally, physically, psychologically, sexually, etc.
by YeetSkeetLilXan February 1, 2018
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