doofus dog

A dumb dog who barks a lot and can’t stfu and has a dumb owner

Did u see that dumb owner waking Her doofus dog

by Pato_duck July 17, 2021

Bad Dog

When a guy invites a woman over for sex but then proceeds to pursue pointless projects around his house all night instead.

I shaved my legs for that bad dog and he just ignored me and fell asleep.

by elsbeth April 30, 2022

T-Dog

A nickname for a hot girl. She is impatient asf but does anything u tell her to. She’s nice sometimes ig. English accents are a bonus to people with this nickname. Can tell her anything cause she won’t judge u but when she does judge u it usually feels like a joke. Ashes kinda a bitch. Loved Malibu. Taylor swift fan to an extreme level.

Boy 1: T-Dog is so hot
Me: u cant have her soz

Boy 1: well why not?
Me: ...... she’s mine bitch

by Urnumberonehoe August 1, 2021

Dogs

One of Pink Floyd’s greatest songs, and just one of my favorite songs in general.

Dogs is so good bro what do you mean it’s bad?

by TheCornhole24 May 11, 2022

The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

dogs

Slang way for teens to talk about toes

“Jimmy put your icky sticky fugly dogs away!”

by Fish tank cactus August 9, 2022

Mad Dog

A chickadee who is rich and gets the lil boiiis attention.

Dude. Such a mad dog

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019