Pussy pickup

A pathetic and small pickup truck. Usually belongs to a man who can be described with the same adjectives.

Did you see Grant’s new pussy pickup???

by Cootiepoop May 25, 2023

Shunk Pussy

Any strong strain of cannabis

DemonSack: You smoke that new Obama Runtz?
Friend: Nah
DemonSack: It’s some straight Shunk Pussy

by DemonSack December 3, 2020

Dick Pussy

1). A rather ridiculous name.

2). Dick Pussy is one interesting man. He takes nobody crap and has everyone’s address and phone number. A man to not be trifled with, is rather similar to his brother Dock Pussy, but you must not get them mixed up.

Random Man: “Oh my goodness, is that Dock Pussy?”
Random Lady: “Oh Christ, that’s not Dock, that’s Dick Pussy!”

by Lolwhatevermydudes November 26, 2021

ungrandfather the pussy

When you sexing with a person for a long period of time and your finally ready to move on because their status changes

He got into a new relationship so I had to ungrandfather the pussy from him

by Illfryyochicken December 24, 2019

Pussy

Something your unwanted child spends 9 months in, Escapes, and only wants to Crawl right back in

“Ooooo That pussy Looking better than my GRANDMAS

by DontUseYourRlName January 27, 2019

pussy noodle

also referred to as a Dildo

Pat: man she’s a prostitute

Aniya: she’s a big Pussy Noodle!

by Soapboss September 6, 2018

pussy whippet

A slang term for inhaling a queef.

Danny: "Man, your breath smells fresh. New toothpaste?"
Owen: "Nah dude, Sandra gave me pussy whippets this morning. Fresh packed."

by Buttsexfairy October 10, 2022