Piss baby

A whiney man, that constantly plays the victim. They are a people pleasing know it all that will agree with everything you say to avoid getting their feelings hurt. Their name often starts with the letter D or K.

Common symptoms of a Piss baby include:

Typos

Full head of hair

Unoriginal jokes

Playing guitar
Saying ‘Nice Cock’

Strong desire to fly planes

Ugh, Daniel you’re such a piss baby!

by Ppboi69 April 2, 2025

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Baby Splashdown

Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.

It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).

The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.

Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.

“That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”

by anonymous April 4, 2025

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