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Chapped Snapper Face

When a person's face is red and raw from eating a woman's pussy for a long time. Especially if she hasn't shaved in a few days.
I tore my girls pussy up for hours last night. She had stubble from not shaving that thing for a week so I got chapped snapper face. Got any lotion?
by Vettech12 October 18, 2017
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Tsunami Face

A sexual action first performed by Wett Diamond, a porn star known for her impeccable squirting ability. More in depth, a "Tsunami Face" occurs when one sticks their ass out on their bed, holds their legs up , and squirts at such a high velocity and quantity (hence "tsunami") of squirt out of her vagina that it lands on her face, drenching themself in squirt.
John: Dude, I just donated 500 tokens to Wett Diamond and she totally did a tsunami face!

Oscar: Wait, that's goated.
by ahotperson56 August 11, 2023
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The Oueewww Face

The face you make when you're climaxing when jerking off. It's named after the shape your face makes, like if you were saying oueewww.
"Bitch ass Todd you ugly ass fuck"
"Shut up Fred you look like the oueewww face."
"Fair enough"
by tangog32 December 6, 2020
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ice face

the act in which you try to get the last bit of drink in your cup but ultimately getting an avalanche of ice onto your face
Dude 1 - "I had a huge 124 oz. drink and I had just a few sips left, but in trying to get those last sips, I got ice faced."

Dude 2 - "You are a fucking douche."
by Nonovakno August 23, 2009
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Funny Face

I looked a lot like a Vogue magazine
Perfect and smooth, they all called me a dream
Flawless and loveless, no intimacy
I only lived to be seen
Not to be touched, too clean

Chorus: Repeat 2X
Funny face, I want a funny face
Funny face, I want a funny face
Billions of dollars are spent on the face
Covering, smoothing, and changing the shape
Everyone wanted a face just like mine
Nobody wanted me
Only to look like me
I'm ungrateful but I don't care
I hear comments from everywhere
Probably nothing behind the face
The face, the face

That was the day that I jumped off the bridge
Trying to end it all, I barely lived
Doctor Lamaar said "your face is a mess"
All of the rest you can guess

I got my one request
(He got his one request)
And I am happy, yes
(And he is happy, yes)
I got my one request
(He got his funny face)
And I am happy, yes
And I am happy, happy, happy, happy, happy

Funny face, I got my funny face
Funny face, I got my funny face
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face-squeeze

The face made when all the cheek muscles are squeezing your eyes together
It’s so cute after she kisses me. She does the face-squeeze and giggles.
by Mywhatdidyousay May 2, 2018
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buddyface (but-he-face)

the male equivilant to "butterface".
Damn he has a nice body, "buddyface (but-he-face)" is ugly.
by cuteyounglady July 28, 2010
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