Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product

"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."

by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020

Pulled an Oprah

Giving out many of one particular item or service to a lot of people.

Named after how Oprah gave out lots of her cars to anyone on her show.

That slut pulled an Oprah last night and gave everyone blowjobs.

by AriZona May 29, 2014

Pulling a muddy

To be an attention seeker and spread lies because you're insecure.

He's pulling a muddy, what an attention seeker

by kuzskippedtown August 5, 2020

pulling a stetson

when you ask your brothers old hoe for nudes and try to guilt her into sending when she says no everyday when you ask

"hey lemme see that ass"
"bruh stop pulling a stetson I'm not sending you shit nigga"

by niggeigh July 4, 2017

Pulling a Maggie

When you send a text to the wrong person or group.

Don't be texting too many people at once, you don't wanna be pulling a Maggie."

by CrewLife October 11, 2015

Pull a Macarena

When a girl has a threesome with two guys while her boyfriend is away

James: "Bro, Katie got spitroasted by Darius and Jamal after I went to the store!"
Eric: "Damn, she really did pull a Macarena on you, huh?"

by snakeDENTAL August 3, 2022